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Monday, March 9, 2009

okay. im bored so..

what did the math book say to the other math book?
"go away because i have my own problems!"

what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk.

two peanuts are walking down the street, what happened?
they were assalted. [assaulted. get it.?]

what is beethoven doing RIGHT NOW?
decomposing.

why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
he had NO BODY to go with.

why was tigger looking in the toilet?
because he was looking for pooh! [poo]

you know 5/3 people have problems with fractions?
[theres no such thing as 5/3... very lame. i know.]

why was the tomato red?
because he saw the salad dressing!

how do you catch a squirrel?
climb into a tree and act like a nut.

why didnt the chicken cross the road?
because he was too chicken!

there are 3 types of people in this world.
those who can count and those who cant!

if Mr Bigger and Mrs Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest? why?
the baby. cos he' s a Little Bigger!

why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
in case they get a hole in one.

where does satisfaction come from?
satisfactory.

why didn' t Noah go fishing often?
he only had 2 worms. [if u get it nvm, i know some people dont know the story.]

Bert asked Ernie if he wanted ice cream.
Ernie said, ' sure, Bert ' [sure, bert. sorbet. get it.?]

if H2O is on the outside of a fire hydron, whats on the inside?
K9P.

whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
anyone can roast beef but not many can pee soup.

why did the bunnies go on strike?
they wanted a raise in celery.

what do prisoners use to call each other?
cell phones.

what do alexandra the great and winnie the pooh have in common?
their middle name.

what does a one-legged ballerina wear?
a one-one.

what did 1 ocean say to the other ocean?
nothing. they just waved.

why did the mushroom go to the party?
bcos he was a fungi!
why did the fungi leave the party?
bcos there wasnt mushroom! [LOL.!]

" did u hear about the restaurant on the moon? "
" the food' s teriffic but there' s not atmosphere. "

what did number 0 say to number 8?
" nice belt. "

why did the cookie visit the doctor?
bcos it felt crummy.

why do hummingbirds hum?
[since now u know how lame the answers are, try and guess this one! :]


hoped u liked my jokes. (:
happy laughing.! ^-^
haha.

snym (:


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